Kids Club
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- What do you get from confused chickens?
Scrambled eggs!
- Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
- What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't!
- What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!
- Where do milkshakes come from?
Excited cows!
- What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs!
- At their closest point, the Russian and U.S. borders are less than two miles apart.
- Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!
- Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
- Buttermilk does not contain any butter.
- Babe Ruth wore No. 3 because he batted third.
- Approximately one-third of the population can't snap their fingers!
- It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States.
- In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.
- Baby beavers are called kittens.
- At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet.
- Apples are actually part of the rose family.
- Indoor pollution is 10 times more toxic than outdoor pollution.
- Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.
- Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!
- Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
- Babies are born without knee caps.
- Fine-grained volcanic ash can be found as an ingredient in some toothpastes.
- Crayola is a French word that means ''Oily chalk.''"
- A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
- Apples are 25% air.
- An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.
- Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War.
- Canada is an Indian word meaning ''Big Village''.
- At horse race tracks, the favorite wins fewer than 30% of the time!
- A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
- Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.
- Apple seeds are poisonous!
- Bacteria that cause tooth decay, acne, tuberculosis, and leprosy can be cured with cashews.
- At one 'feeding', a mosquito can absorb one and a half times its own weight in blood.
- Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.
- Infants spend more time dreaming than adults do.
- Approximately 115 tons of ocean salt spray enters the earth's atmosphere each second.
- Any modern jet is capable of breaking the sound barrier.
- Austria was the first country to use postcards.
- Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day.
- Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.
- Avocados are poisonous to birds.
- About twenty-five percent of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.
- An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards.
- Airports that are at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.
- Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
- At age 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.
- Babies start dreaming even before they're born.
- A dime has 118 ridges around the edge, a quarter has 119.
- Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
- All babies are color blind when they are born.
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- An ounce of platinum can be stretched 10,000 feet.
- Balsa wood is classified as a hard wood!
- A volcano has enough power to shoot ash as high as 50 km into the atmosphere.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger?s voice, in the movie 'Hercules', was dubbed.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in space.
- From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.
- Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
- Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain never fouled out of a game.
- Business.com is currently the most expensive domain name sold for $7.5 million.
- Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
- Children are more allergic to cockroaches than they are to cats!
- Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!
- Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.
- Australia's Great Barrier Reef is 1,250 miles long!
- Atilla the hun was a dwarf!
- Americans did not commonly use forks until after the Civil War.
- Animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike!
- Gardening is said to be one of the best exercises for maintaining healthy bones.
- Attics were invented in Attica.
- Astronauts cannot burp in space.
- Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.
- Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.
- Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is 'Crash Course'!
- At 188 decibels, the whistle of the blue whale is the loudest sound produced by any animal
- Baby whales grow at an average rate of 10lbs per hour!
- Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.
- At birth, a panda bear is smaller than a mouse.
- Bananas aren\'t fruit! They are a type of herb.
- Arthur Conan Doyle, author of the Sherlock Holmes stories, was an ophthalmologist by profession!
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